1. I want someone who believes in me the way she believes in her husband
2. We obviously have a lot in common since I believe in Barack almost as much as her.
3. I want my wife to still look good after 40
4. She sounds like she’s the most articulate woman in the world.
5. I wouldn’t have to worry about my daughter being a stripper.
6. I’d get to hang with Barack when he came to visit the girls.
7. I don’t really need that many reasons. It’s still 6 more than I can think of for marrying anyone else.